Some things you just don't want to come home to. Some notables things that I dread coming home to include:1) The Smell of Curry. Sure, loads of people love it (billions of people, in fact). My wife loves it. Me? Not so much.
2) Moonies. Always pushin their Cool-Ade at you...
3) Church Folk. Always pushin their God at you...
...But of them all, few things are as irritating as coming back to the house after a nice evening stroll to get away from the heat to find the fire brigade parked at your home. The very same truck that we'd witnessed scream past us on our way home with it's sirens blaring and wheels screaming. That very same truck, packed full of dudes and dudettes in yellow asbestos suits carrying hearty axes and determined expressions. And there she be, right at our house, lights flashing, completely void of it's recent asbestos clad occupants, looking serious and ready to kick smoldering ass.
Welllllll Sh**.
Robin and I sauntered up to the crowd now milling in front of our building, hoping to god that our crappy home-fixed lamp hasn't gutted the building.
Or what if it was the candle from the bathroom and we forgot to blow it out?
I hope they saved they saved the cat.
Turns out that the cat didn't require rescuing from the ear-wig that crawled into the elevator shaft smoke detector causing it to false alarm, and thank god for that.




















